"No Help In Sight" joke

A man's house is on fire and with no help in sight, he takes matters into his own hands.
He rushes out of the house with his daughter and tells her to wait outside. He then runs back into the house, gets his son and brings him outside. Then his wife. Then the dog. Then the cat.
Then he goes back into the house three more times without bringing out anyone or anything. So, a curious bystander asks him, "Why do you keep going back into your burning house and you're not coming out with anything?"
"I'm turning my mother-in-law over," the man replies.

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