"No Problem With Crime" joke
One day, a man was telling his co-worker that the company was transferring him to Chicago. He explained that he was going to quit before he had to move there.
When asked why, he replied that even though he would be passing up a big salary increase and greater benefits, he was just too afraid of all the crime and did not desire to risk being mugged just to get to work.
His co-worker asked him to reconsider, noting that Chicago was a magnificent city, with world class museums, loaded with a great history, sites, good public transportation, etc.
Then he said, "Why I myself worked in Chicago for over 10 years, and in all that time I had no problem with crime."
The first asked, "What type of work did you do there?"
To which the other replied, "Oh, I rode as an armed security guard on a Brink's armored car."
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