"No Smoking" joke

A guy walked into a gas station and bought a pack of cigarettes. After paying, he immediately took one out and started to smoke it.
"Pardon me, sir," said the cashier, "but there's no smoking in here."
"Don't you think it's kind of dumb that I can buy them here but can't smoke them here?" he snapped.
"Not at all, sir," the cashier replied, "we also sell condoms!"

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