"No 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys under the christmas trees" joke
Top 12 things that Santa Claus will be disappointing children by leaving under the Christmas tree instead of a "Tickle Me Elmo" in 1996: Tickle My Elbow "Pull My Finger" Cabbage Patch Kid Tickle Me Enos New Kids on the Block singing action figures Championship croquet set, with lawn darts and horseshoes "Slick Willy" political scandal trading card set Talking Barney the Dinosaur doll (I love you, you love me, somebody rip out my battery!) "The Last Action Hero" GAF Viewmaster discs Goose Me Susie A real live pony. (If it's not there when you wake up, that's because your mother chased it off and killed it!) [Thank you Al Bundy] An 8-bit Nintendo system -or- an 8-track tape deck Socks, clothes, and other useless stuff [For international readers: Tickle Me Elmo is a cute stuffed toy that wiggles around when you tickle it, or so I've heard. Children want them for Christmas, but they are in very short supply at the North Pole. The stores are all sold out, and parents are going to extraordinary lengths to get one. A local radio DJ offered anybody $50 for one for his own child. A radio station in Florida auctioned one off for charity, netting thousands of dollars. There's even kids on the Internet auctioning them off, making several hundred dollars profit.]
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