"No deposit, no return" joke

Recently I was so embarrassed at my wedding, at the
rehearsal, the minister told my father, ‘As you give
your daughter’s hand to the bridegroom, you should say
something nice to him. ’
My father, a grocery-store manager, took the advice.
During the wedding ceremony, he placed my hand on my new
husband’s arm and said, ‘No deposit, no return. ’

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