"No money to pay for drinks" joke
There were two friends drinking in a regular bar. When they were done drinking, both found out that they had no money to pay for the drinks. Not knowing what to do, the first guy said: "I have got an idea! Lets pretend we are gays. I'll grab a hot dog place it in my crotch and you'll blow on it. Everyone will think that you are blowing me penis and get disgusted by the scene and turn away. Then we'll run out without paying!" The second guy agreed and they started carrying out thier plan. As predicted, everyone got disgusted and turned away from them, and they quickly ran out without anyone noticing them. The two guts were amazed by how well their trick worked and decided to visit other bars and do the same trick for free drinks. They visited seven bars, did the same trick and never got caught. They got really drunk and decided to go home. The second guy said. "Man. I am beat, I had to blow that hot dog the whole night and my mouth just can't take it anymore." "NO no no, I am beat." The first guy argued." I lost that hot dog ever since the second bar!"
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