"Nobody's Perfect!" joke

Once upon a time, there was the perfect girl. She wore the perfect blue dress. She wore the perfect black shoes that fit perfectly. She was just PERFECT!
One day, she was taking a walk. She saw the perfect dog. As she crossed the street to get him, she got hit by a car!
What's the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street!

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