"North Dakota" joke

Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant. It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon.Waverly: Horses are prohibited from sleeping in bathtubs, as well as in the house.Collierville: Keeping clean can be a chilly proposition, as a law there says all bathtubs must be kept in the backyard.Fargo: One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.

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