"Not At Toys R Us" joke

Toys You Won't See (at Toys R Us) This Christmas
Drill' Em' N Fill' Em" Home Dentistry Kit
Boobs in a Bottle" Breast Enlargement Formula
"Jump-Start" Home Defibrilator Save someone from a heart attack
without the hassle of rushing them to a hospital!
"Golden Shower" Beer The only alcoholic beverage made from 100%
recycled beer.
"Time Life Books Presents Home Surgery"
'Stripper Fun' Barbie
The Book of Mormon, Episode II
"No Thanks" Trapdoor for Solicitors Installed with iron spikes,
crocodiles cost extra
"Balz-Off" Testosterone Repressor
Keychain Belly Rings Hang your keys on your belly button!
' Gynecologist' Ken Comes with' Sexy Patient' Barbie