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Pittsburgh, PA -- (Sports Network) - Roy Oswalt combined with three other Houston pitchers to shut out Pittsburgh, 3-0, and the Astros won their ninth straight contest to climb within a half-game of the lead in the NL Central.

Houston, TX -- (Houston Chronicle) - Pittsburgh blamed their lose on a news article they read, "The Harris County Health Department handed out fliers warning residents that a bat in their area tested positive for rabies. Officials said everyone should avoid direct contact with any bat."
Whew, way to go Pittsburgh!

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