"Not my ear" joke

A carpenter on a building site rushed up to the site engineer.
'Sir! Sir!' he cried.' Someone just dropped a trowel from the top of the scaffolding and sliced my ear off!'
The site engineer immediately organized a search party to find the ear in the hope that micro-surgeons would be able to sew it on again, if it was well-preserved in ice and taken immediately to the hospital in a thermos flask.
'Here it is!' cried one of the searchers, waving an ear.
'No, that's not it,' said the injured carpenter,' mine had a pencil behind it!'

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