"Nothing But Truth" joke

Mr. Smith asked his wife for advice about his upcoming court case in which he could possibly win $50, 000 from the insurance company. “Honey, if I lie, I’ll win the case. But then I would have broken an oath sworn on the Holy Bible. ”His wife says, “I don’t want to advise you to do the wrong thing, but. . . ”"But, what? ”"Let me put it this way, ” his wife explained. “Treat the prosecuting attorney like I treat you in bed. ”Puzzled, Mr. Smith asks, “How so? ”Mrs. Smith replies, “Just lie there ’til he goes away. ”

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