"Now He’S In Trouble" joke
A police officer had just pulled a car over. When he walked up to the car a man rolled down the window and said, “what’s the problem officer? ” To which the policeman responded, “I stopped you for running that red light behind you. ” Just then the man’s wife leaned forward from the driver’s seat and said with a very loud voice, “I told him to stop at that light. But did he listen? No. He just kept right on going. ”
The man then turned to his wife and yelled “Shut up stupid! ” The policeman continued, “And just before the light I clocked you doing 50 m. p. h. and the speed limit is only 30. ” His wife then leaned forward again and squawked “I told him to slow down. But did he listen to me. No! He never listens to me. ”
And again the man shouted at his wife “Listen stupid, I told you to SHUT UP! ”
The policeman then looked at the woman and said “does he always talk to you this way? ”
To which the woman responed, “Only when he has been drinking. ”
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