"Nun and The Taxi Driver" joke

A taxi driver was driving along when a nun called him over. She stepped into the taxi and said, "145 Graysons Lane, please." As he took off to reach the destination, he kept looking back into the back seat where the nun was.
She said," Why what's the matter young man?"
The taxi driver replied, "I'm sorry. I mean I'm Catholic and everything, but I've always wanted to kiss a nun."
So the nun said," Well pull over young man. I'm not supposed to, but a girl can sin every once in a while. You only live once."
So, the taxi driver pulled over and gave her a big wet one. They set off again. The taxi driver kept looking back again, so she asked him what was the matter.
He said," I lied to you. I'm not Catholic and I never wanted to kiss a nun."
She said, "Why that's okay," as they pulled into the driveway,"I lied to you too."
The taxi driver said, "What!?!"
As she got out of the car she said," My name is Kevin and you just brought me to my Halloween party."

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