"Nun and candy" joke

In a catholic school a little girl is enjoying a lollypop.
A nun walks by and notices it. She pinches the little girl's nose and shakes her about saying:
"You know, little girl, eating candy all the time one doesn't get allowed into heaven!"
To chich the girl replied:
"I know mam, but with fingers smelling like sperm one doesn't get allowed into heaven either!"

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