"Nun joke (pg-13)" joke

Two nuns walk into a liqueur store and ask the man at the counter for a bottle of Blackberry Brandy. The clerk tells the nuns that he knows they are not suppose to drink alcohol and he cannot sell them the bottle.
One of the nuns said "It's okay. It's for the Mother Superior. You see, she's constipated." So the clerk sells them the brandy.
After locking up the store at closing time, the clerk walks down the street and sees the two nuns are falling down drunk.
The clerk says "Sisters, you lied to me. You said that was for Mother Superior's constipation."
The nun replies "It is. When she see us, she's going to SHIT."

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