"Nutrition Class" joke
Conducting a class in nutrition, the teacher asked her students if they could name the four qualities of mother's milk.
Little Johnny began to wave his hand frantically. "I know, I know," he called out.
Although apprehensive, since no one ever knew what little Johnny was going to come out with, the teacher called on him.
Little Johnny proudly stood up and said, "It's fresh, it's nutritious, it's always served at room temperature and, best of all, it comes in an awesome container!"
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight
safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here
are some real examples that have been heard or reported.
From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may more...