"ONE MAN'S POISON...." joke

A driver on a country road looked in his rear-view mirror to see a motorcyclist overtaking him rapidly. The motorcyclist was leaning back in the seat with one leg hooked over the handlebars as his hands fished around in his pockets.
As he drew level to the car, the motorcyclist pulled out a packet of cigarettes, put one in his mouth, and tapped on the driver's window. He then asked the surprised driver if he had a match.
'Don't you realise you could kill yourself doing that?' the driver asked.
'No worries,' said the motorcyclist.' This is only my second cigarette today.'

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