"ONLY KIDS UNDER 13" joke

HEY SON WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ASKED DAD
IME JUST PLAYING? SAID SON
PLAYING WITH WHAT? ASKED DAD
IME PLAYING WITH MY PENIS? SAID SON
WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING WITH YOUR PENIS? ASKED DAD
JUST MASTRUBATING.SAID SON
CAN I JOIN IN? ASKED DAD
WHAT CAN YOU DO? ASKED SON
I CAN SUCK IT? SAID DAD
SURE I HAVE MY NAKED FRIENDS WITH ME SAID THE 13 YEAR OLD SON
NO PROBLEM, I CAN SUCK ALL OF YOUR COCKS.SAID DAD
HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE ASKED DAD?
JUST 12 FRIENDS SAID SON