"Occasionally Dash Out" joke

Worried about their lackluster sex life, the young wife finally persuaded her husband to undergo hypnotic treatment. After a few sessions, his sexual interest waxed anew; but during their lovemaking, he would occasionally dash out of the bedroom.
Overcome by curiosity, she followed him to the bathroom. Tiptoeing to the doorway, she saw him standing before the mirror, staring fixedly at himself and muttering, "She's not my wife. . . she's not my wife.. .."

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