"Off Topic" joke
One day on a train, there were two small boys and a middle aged. She sat reading her book but couldn't help overhearing the two small boys having a deep heated discussion on the subject of spelling. "It would be spelt' W-W-W-W-O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M-B-B-B-B',"
the first boy argued. "No its not!
It's spelt' W-W-W-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-B-B-B'," retorted the other. The lady leaned over unable to keep to herself and said, "Excuse me boys, but I think you'll find the word is spelled' W-O-M-B'." The first little boy looked at the other, and then back at the lady, and replied, "Ya know lady, I bet you've never even seen a hippopotamus, let alone ever heard one fart underwater!"
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