"Offering" joke

A hat was passed around a church congregation to take up an offering for the visiting minister.Presently, it was returned to him...embarrassingly empty.Slowly, the parson inverted the hat and shook it meaningfully. Then, raising his eyes heavenward, he exclaimed, "I thank you, Lord, that I got my hat back from this congregation."

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