"Office Party" joke

Jack woke up the morning after the office party with a horrible hangover and was having a hard time recalling the events of the previous night. He made his way down to the kitchen where his wife was.
"Linda," he groaned, "what happened last night. Please tell me I wasn't as bad as I think."
"Worse," she replied, scorning. "You went and made a complete ass of yourself. Not only did you succeed in infuriating everyone, you insulted the CEO right to his face."
"That guy's an asshole," Jack retorted. "Piss on him."
"That you did!", Linda replied. "That's when he fired you."
"Well fuck him!", yelled Jack.
"I did." Linda replied. "You're back at work on Monday."

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