"Officer Bill and the Station wagon" joke
One day, Officer Bill is on duty, driving around in his cruiser, when he catches sight of a station wagon that appears to have about two dozen children in the back, all jumping up and down, and waving their arms.
Wondering what is going on, he pulls the guy over, and asks: "What are all those kids doing in the back?"
"Oh, they're not children, Officer," replies the driver, "They're some penguins I found the other day. I don't know what to do with then so they have been living with me for the last few days."
Officer Bill is a bit surprised, but manages to come back with: "You can't drive around with penguins in the back of your station wagon! I want you to take them to the zoo immediately."
So the guy turns around, and drives off towards the zoo.
Next day, Officer Bill is cruising again, and sees the same station wagon, and as he pulls up closer, he sees that the penguins are still in the back. So he pulls the driver over again and says:
"Now, just a minute. I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo."
The driver replies: "But Officer, I did take them to the zoo. They had such a good time, I'm taking them to the movies today."
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