"Old People, Pot, and the Police" joke
In a retirement community, in Prescott, Arizona, police discovered a 5 foot pot plant growing in an elderly couple's driveway. The elderly couple thought it was a lovely plant and nutured it to maturity. When the deputy sherriff drove by and saw the plant, he yanked it from the ground. The elderly couple said they had no idea how it got there, that they thought it was just another pretty desert plant, and that it the seed must have been dropped by someone's grandson. I am so using that excuse next time. Oh, I can't wait to get old and senile.
The police estimate the plant to be worth $3000 dollars, or 300 handjobs from desperate sorority girls. The Americans for Safe Access estimates that more than 10,000 elderly citizens are turning to marijuna every year. In other news, I'm going to visit Grandma.
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