"Olympic Condoms" joke

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Impressed, he purchases a pack.
As soon as he gets home, he excitedly shows his wife what he bought.
"Olympic condoms?" she blurts. "What makes them so special?
"There's three colors, honey," he explains. "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you planning on wearing tonight?" she cheerfully asks.
"Gold, of course," he proudly replies.
"Why don't you wear Silver, dear," she responds wryly. "It would be nice if you came second for a change!"

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