"Olympic Events" joke

The Olympic Games in Atlanta were tough to get tickets to. Three locals struck upon a scheme to sneak in pretending to be athletes.

The first grabbed a long pipe off his plumber's van and entered, telling the security officer:' Johnson, pole vault.'

The second grabbed a hub cap out of his truck, and ran past the guard shouting:' Billy Joe Anderson, discus.'

The last got a large roll of barbed wire from his truck, but was stopped at the gate when he said:' Smith -- fencing.'

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