"On A Blind Date" joke

An 80 year old widow went out on a blind date with a 90 year old man.
When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she appeared to be quite upset.
"What's wrong, Mom? What happened?" asked her daughter.
"I had to slap his face three times!" exclaimed the widow.
"Why? Did he get fresh?" the daughter asked.
"No," the widow answered, "I thought he was dead!"

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