"On A Country Road..." joke

On a country road one evening, a lawyer and a doctor got into a car collision. Both of their cars ended up in a ditch on the side of the road. Each stumbled out of his car to meet the other.

"Wait just a minute," said the lawyer, and he went back to his car to retreive a flask. "Looks like you could use this," he said to the doctor, and handed it over. The doctor took a swig and handed the flask back, at which point the lawyer recapped it and put it in his jacket pocket.

"Aren't you going to have any?" asked the doctor. "Sure," the lawyer replied, "but not until after the police arrive."

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