"On His Deathbed" joke

A lawyer who was on his deathbed at home called out to his wife. When she came rushing into the room, he told her to get the Bible for him as quickly as possible. Being a religious woman, she felt this was a good idea.
She ran and got the Bible for him and was preparing to start reading to him when he snatched the Bible out of her hands.
Quickly, he started scanning the pages, eyes shifting left and right. Watching him and becoming curious, his wife asked, "What are you doing dear?"
"Looking for loopholes!" he shouted.

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