"On Noah's Ark" joke
As soon as the ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals.
"Now listen up!" Noah said, with authority in his voice. "There will be no sex on this trip. Males, you are to remove your penis and turn it in to my sons. I will be seated at the table over there and will write you a receipt. Once we see land, turn in your receipt and I will give you back your penis."
Several days later, Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's cage all excited. "Quick," he said, "get up on my shoulders and look out the window to see if you can see any land out there!"
Mrs. Rabbit did as he asked and said, "Sorry, dear, no land yet."
"Damn!" Mr. Rabbit exclaimed.
This went on day after day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him. "What's the matter with you?" she asked. "You know it will rain for forty days and forty nights. We will only be able to see land after the water has drained. Why are you acting so excited every day?"
"Look!" Mr. Rabbit said with a sly grin, as he held out a piece of paper. I got the HORSE'S receipt!"
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