"On The Beach" joke

Little Johnny was walking down the beach, and as he did so, he saw a matronly woman sitting under a beach umbrella on the sand.He walked up to her and asked, "Do you go to church every week?""Yes." she replied."Do you pray often?" the boy asked next, and again she answered, "Yes.""Do you know the Ten Commandments?""Yes, I do." she answered, with a smile."Do you keep them all?" Johnny asked.She nodded her head, "Yes, I do." she said.With that he asked his final question, "Will you hold my dollar while I go swimming?"

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