"One Liners" joke

No more about Elvis, OK? ThankyouverymuchI believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creaturesThe meaning of life is a feeling. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. Good writing means taking the effort out of the reading A confident manner is important: Computers can sense this!Tattoo: a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling.Insomnia is a nightmare. To a worm, digging in the hard ground is more relaxing than going fishing.An alarming number of people suffer from seriousness. A man's life is spent between episodes of women being mad at him.. Sometimes it's more important to do it than to do it right. A wishbone has never taken the place of a backbone.Time isn’t money. . . it’s more valuable than that.

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