"One Wish" joke

Two workers and their boss were walking along a road. Suddenly, one of them saw a lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it, and a genie popped out.
"Normally, I would give one person three wishes," the genie said, "but since there are three of you, I will give each of you one wish."
The first worker said, "I wish I was the ruler of a different country."
***POOF*** His wish was granted.
The second worker said, "I wish I had a free holiday in Hawaii with my family."
***POOF*** His wish was granted.
The boss said, "I'm lonely... I wish those two were back before lunch."
The moral of the story is... Always let your boss have the first say.

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