"One Wish" joke

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon an unusual old lamp. She picked it up and cleaned it off, and suddenly a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes. The Genie said, "Nope... due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So... what`ll it be?" The woman didn`t hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other." The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I`m good, but not THAT good! I don`t think it can be done. Make another wish." The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I`ve never been able to find the right man. You know, one that`s considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn`t watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That`s what I wish for... a good mate." The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that map!"

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