"One day I went into a Burger..." joke

One day I went into a Burger King restaurant.I noticed an elderly couple in a corner with one small burger meal. The elderly man divided the burger in half and placed neatly on atray for the lady I supposed wsa his wife he counted every fry and divided them equally in half, he then poured half of the drink in an extra cup which he gave to his wife .Being amazed at how loving these two people were, I went over to where they were seated and offered to purchase another meal the lady then saidd "no no no we have been married for 50 yaers and have been sharing everthing sice then in fact I am just waiting on my husband to finish his meal so I can use the dentures

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