"One day a chinese man came to a restaurant and hea..." joke

One day a chinese man came to a restaurant and heard a guy say `me me me` `me me me`, the next day.. he went to another restaurant and heard a guy say `fork and knife` `fork and knife`, then the next day, when he was about to leave the country, he went to a restaurant to have some lunch, he heard a guy say `whoo hoo!!!` `whoo hoo!!!` he saw a guy dead on the floor, the police came and said `Who did this?` The chinese man didnt know what to say, so he said `Me me me` `Me me me` The Police said `What did you kill him with?` He said `Fork and knife` `Fork and Knife` the police said `Your going to jail` the chinese guy said `Whoo hoo!!!` Whoo hoo!!!`

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