"One day a nun walks into a liquor..." joke

One day a nun walks into a liquor store to buy a bottle of brandy. Shocked, the sales person said that he cannot, in good concience, sell brandy to a nun. She said, not to worry, it was for medicinal purposes.
Later, on his way home, the sales person sees the nun lying in the gutter, horribly drunk.Outraged, he said to her he thought it was for medicinal purposes. She said of course it was, Mother Superior has constipation, so if she sees her like this, she will shit herself!

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