"Only Asses Do It" joke

A man much harassed by his wife took his four-year-old son to a zoo to escape nagging at home. They came to an enclosure where a donkey was grazing. "Papa, what is this animal?" asked the boy.
"This son, is an ass."
The next enclosure had a she donkey. "And what is this?" asked the child.
"This son, is the wife of an ass."
"Papa, do asses also get married?"
"Han beta," replied his Sire, "Sirf gadhey hee shaddi kartey hain- only donkeys get married."

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