"Only in our Country... (USA)" joke
... Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance;
... Are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink;
... Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes right up front;
... Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and then top it all off with a DIET coke because they're concerned about their weight;
... Do banks leave the doors open and then chain the pens to the counter;
... Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage;
... Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have "call waiting" so we won't miss a call from someone we don't want to talk to in the first place;
... Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight;
... Do we use the word "Politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" (from Latin) means "many", and "tics", meaning blood-sucking pests.
... Do banks have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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