"Oral Sex" joke
A young man who was about to be married went to his grandfather for information about sex. He wanted to know how often you should have it. His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time and possibly even do it several times a day.
He told the young man that later on, sex usually tapers off and you have it once or twice a week. As you get older, you might possibly have it once a month. Then, when you get really old, you're lucky if you have it once a year, maybe on your anniversary.
"How about you and grandma now?" asked the young man.
"Oh, now we only have oral sex," replied the grandfather.
"Oral sex? What's that?" the young man asked.
"Well," the grandfather explained, "she goes to her bedroom and I go to mine. Then she yells 'Fuck You' and I holler back, 'Fuck You Too!'"
At a gynecologists convention Dr. Goldfinger began to read his paper on "The Variation of the Clitoris".
"One of the most unusual cases I ever came across," he told his audience, "was a clitoris that had a close resemblance to a more...