"Ouch!! You're Too Old To Play Gigs When.....3" joke

21. You need a nap before the gig.
22. After the third set, you bug the club owner to let you quit early.
23. During the breaks, you now go to the van to lay down.
24. You prefer a music stand with a light.
25. You don't recover from a Saturday night gig until Tuesday afternoon.
26. You hope the host's speech lasts forever.....
27. You buy amps considering their weight and not their tone or cool factor.
28. Feeling guilty looking at hot women at the bar' cause they're younger than your daughter.
29. You can remember seven different club names for the same location. ..
30. You have a hazy memory of the days when you could work 10 gigs in 7 days and could physically do it

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