"Outwitted" joke
A duck walks in a bar and asks the bartender if he has any fish and the bartender says,"no." So the next day the duck walks into yhe bar and asks the bartender if he has any fish and the bartender says,"No, I told you that yesterday." Then the next day the duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has any fish.
The bartender jumps up and says,"no, I don't have any fish.One more time you ask me I'm gonna nail your flipper to the bar!" The next day the duck walks into the bar and asks the bartender if he has any nails.
The bartender looks at him surprisingly and says, "no." "Well,"asks the duck,"do you have any fish?"
May be offensive to Native Americans.
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