"Pa Won't Like It" joke

A young farm boy had accidentally turned over his wagon of corn. Hearing the noise, a farmer who lived nearby yelled out, "Hey, Billy Bob, leave it fer a spell, come on in here with us, then I'll help get the wagon up."
"That's mighty kind," replied Billy Bob, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."
"Aw, c'mon," insisted the farmer.
"Well, ok, just fer a bit," Billy Bob said, "but Pa won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Billy Bob thanked the farmer and said, "I feels a lot better now, but I know Pa's gonna be real upset."
"Aw, don't be foolish," the farmer said. "By the way, where is yo Pa?"
"Under the wagon!"

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