"Packed subway" joke

The subway car was packed beyond capacity. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!""I don't know what you're talking about miss. That's just my pay check in my pocket," replied the guy."Oh really!" she spat. "Then you must really have quite some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half-hour."

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