"Painted" joke

Painted on a mobike in Mumbai:
I was born free -- my dad is a doctor.
Sticker on a Fiat Uno:
Eat, drink, and be merry today, because tomorrow
they might cancel your credit-card!
Sign noticed on a garbage truck:
Always at your disposal!
Sticker outside a doctor's clinic spotted in Bangalore:
Life is a sexually transmitted disease!
Seen on the back of a bus:
Latak mat, tapak jayega. (Don't hang on, you
will drop).