"Pakistani Tourist" joke
Lars SchumannA Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Delhi found himself needing to urinate badly. After a long search he could not find any place to you-know, and eventually couldn't control himself and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself. As soon as he had just started you-know-what, a Delhi police official approached him, "Hey, What do you think you're doing here?" Pakistani tourist: "Sorry I have to Pee" Police: "No PP here okay? Follow me." The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby with lots of grass, flowers and singing birds around. Police: "PP here..... and have a nice day". Pakistani tourist: "Oh Sir,. ...... that's very nice of you, is this Indian courtesy?" Police: "No....... this is The Pakistani Embassy!"
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