"Panda" joke

A panda spent the night in bed with a prostitute. The following morning as he is about ready to leave, the prostitute yells after him, "Hey, aren't you going to pay me?"
The panda appears confused so she throws a dictionary at him and tells him to look up' prostitute.' The definition reads:' A woman who engages in promiscuous sexual activity for pay.'
The panda throws the dictionary back at the prostitute and tells her to look up' panda.' The definition reads:' An animal that eats bushes, shoots, and leaves.'

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