"Panda In A Bar" joke
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said “I’d like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke please” so the barman took his order and the panda went to sit down. Soon a waiter brought over his meal. The panda ate it up, thanked and tipped the waiter and paid the bill.
All this seemed pretty normal until the panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter.
The barman came over and said “Wha.. wh.. You just shot my friend!!! ”
the panda calmly replied “Do you know what I am? ”
“Why yes, ” the barman answered. “Your a panda. ”
“Good, ” the panda nodded “Now go home and look up ‘panda’ in the dictionary. ” And with that, the panda walked out of the bar.
The barman was a little unsure, however he was very eager to be enlighted on the subject of his friend’s murder, so he went home to find his dictionary.
After a while, he found ‘panda’ and quickly read the definition:
PANDA: 1. A black and white bear native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.
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