"Patient's Status" joke
A Jewish woman called Mount Sinai Hospital and said, "Hello, darling, I'd like to talk with the person who gives the information regarding your patients. I want to know if the patient is getting better, or doing like expected, or is getting worse."
The voice on the other end of the line said, "What is the name of the patient and the room number?"
The woman replied, "She's Sadie Rosenberg, in room 412."
The voice answered, "Oh, yes. Mrs. Rosenberg is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, her blood work just came back as normal, she's going to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and if she continues this improvement, Dr. Goldbloom is going to send her home on Monday."
The woman said, "Thank God! That's wonderful! Oh! that's fantastic, darling! Thank you for such wonderful news!"
The voice on the phone said, ""From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be a close family member or a very close friend!"
The woman replied, "I'm Sadie Rosenberg in 412! Goldbloom, my doctor, tells me shit!!"
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